Raise Your Ring Finger and Repeat After Us…
In order to protect and respect
the relationships of my friends and fellow sisters,
I do solemnly swear that:
i will not cheat.
Because it’s wrong. And I’m better than that.
i will not knowingly be the “other woman.”
Because I’m not a home wrecker, and karma bites.
i will not aid, abet, enable, or lie for a friend who is cheating.
So don’t ask me to act like we were at yoga class last night.
I will not listen to a friend’s cheating related troubles.
If you want to talk about your married man problems, talk to his wife.
I promise to tell a friend if I know their partner is cheating.
If I don’t tell you and you find out I knew, you’ll feel more humiliated. Because of the threat of STD’s and my concern for your health, it’s a risk I have to take.